Frigid pause, then, "He's not the Sales Manager."+ E6 T; X( q+ e* c* \
Oh, really? And she doesn't have titles?$ L8 B$ |8 h) C: j# x
"I'm sure we spoke with him, Dorothy, last month, before Christmas I think, regarding our proposal, anyway, that's the name I have written inside the folder - is he who I want?" No response, but I sense something... "May I speak to him?"4 j3 Y9 O, J- [' w6 \ f
Just as cool, she pronounces, "Just a moment."5 v+ @0 c( f; i( I
She usually transfers me without another word - Okay, Dorothy you've escalated this thing - you could have been nice - I think to myself while waiting for that inevitable VoiceMail to pick up so I can glean what information that has to offer and then maybe navigate my way into the corporate directory during day-light hours, (this is a whole other story) but - wait! Shhh.../someone's answering! k6 Y9 o/ e5 d) D+ W& y; c
"There here."9 O4 u3 Z6 A0 p, L+ t, ^
"There?" Sounding all confused and cute and stuff - but quickly, I say,$ n3 f. ]6 R# ^
"Oh I am SO sorry, I have the wrong number - I thought I was being transferred to the sales department/is this sales?"+ o5 y; j0 O3 |: `/ j
Before he can think, before he can sit up in his chair, take the pen out of his mouth, he usually reacts:7 \6 f5 E& ?& M8 t* I$ F
"Yeah, this is sales, who are you looking for?"
% ~! a" e' Q* W6 m8 D"Well, I was trying to reach the Sales Manager, and somehow I got transferred to you - I am SO sorry to disturb you!" voice goes kinda' low, sing-song breathy in that Marilyn Monroe kinda' way...$ @* E, r" Q) U$ m/ k& [
"You're not bothering me, may I help you?"" T3 Y+ {. y" i
There, you sure? ;)
$ O% |: y4 N) P; K7 m+ k: H2 L"Well, I was looking to speak to the Sales Manager, can you please transfer me to him? I am SO sorry to bother you!"" `$ J/ p7 V. n0 c( |+ N# W4 m
"He's not at his desk - you want his VoiceMail?"9 A, L* i% V/ f1 K
"Yes, please. Thank you SO much. In case I get disconnected in the transfer, what is his extension number?" still kinda' Marilynish...works most every time.5 N- T$ l4 D L7 I
* G) u% [* D3 v5 @So Eamonn, you can arm your Gatekeeperswith the "Do you have a name?" ruse, you can take away the toys you think matter, you can teach/cajole/warn, but remember, we're an army of marching ants footloose and fancy-free inside some battened fortress at this very moment! Surrender Dorothy.' n4 }1 h/ W+ l5 I5 T: B
# O" A$ M0 F3 j: q3 F& D: ^$ SMaureen Sharib, Names Sourcer0 ]# W, J- n3 C
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